Posted: Dec 7, 2001
MegaHAL v8r6.
Copyright(C) 1998 Jason Hutchens.
Hello there. How are you?
Not too bad.
I have exams coming up, which isn't too pleasant.
I feel your pain.
How much sleep do you feel?
I'm not here to talk about that.
Okay then, we'll talk about something else.
What do you know about Operation Hackney-Coach?
I didn't ask "how do you know about operation hackney-coach?"
Never mind how I know. What do you know about it?
Never mind how i know. What do you do for a month, i ate a lot of
felafel.
All this time you were supposed to be gathering data, and you've just been eating falafel?!
I like falafel.
WHO CARES! You had a job to do! Do you have anything to report or not?!
Have you had a job to do! Do you have anything to report or not?!
I was waiting for you!
Shall we progress beyond the greetings now?
Alright, no jokes. Do you have anything to tell me?
Yes, i do. Some people find it odd, some people think it's a very
desirable trait. I just see it as reality.
Okay, good. So what is it?
Okay then, we'll talk about sleep.
What about sleep?
Some people can function with only three hours of sleep per night.
Okay...
Hey... It's okay to admit that you're addicted to sleep. It's natural.
STOP IT! You're pulling my leg!
I'm going to tell you. Stop changing the subject.
Okay, okay. Just get on with it.
I'm okay. A little tired, though.
So what about the sleep serum?
Let's talk about the sleep serum?
Yes, have our operatives laid hand on it yet?
On the other hand, some people can remember their dreams in vivid detail.
...
Don't try to get eight hours' rest. Sometimes i just feel like puttering