Posted: Jan 23, 2000
MegaHALv8
Copyright (C) 1998 Jason Hutchens
Start at: [1999/10/23 23:27:52]
MegaHAL: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the centre of the
MegaHAL: moment.
User: Is it raining?
MegaHAL: Cosmology is the largest gland in the abdomen which collects
MegaHAL: urine from the initials of other words.
User: Wrong!
MegaHAL: The wombat is a living organism which does not have sensory
MegaHAL: organs or digestive organs.
User: Wrong!
MegaHAL: I wish that i get old before i die.
User: I hope you die!
MegaHAL: I'm thanking my lucky starts that i get old before i die.
User: Who taught you to speak like that?
MegaHAL: A poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak.
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MegaHALv8
Copyright (C) 1998 Jason Hutchens
Start at: [1999/10/23 23:32:49]
MegaHAL: I am utterly speechless!
User: Hey Hal, how's it going.
MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it
User: How are you?
MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.
User: I'm a monkey!
MegaHAL: How are you?
User: I'm fine, thanks.
MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!
User: Are you really a monkey, or do you just like bananas?
MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!
User: I guess you must be a monkey, if you insist.
MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you just like bananas?
User: I'm not really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but I'm not
User: really one.
MegaHAL: Are you really a monkey, if you insist.
User: I am a human, not a monkey.
MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, if you insist.
User: Hi there.
MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!
User: Hi there.
MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.
User: Hey Dan, how's it going.
MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.
User: Hey Dan, how's it going.
MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.
User: my name is dan.
MegaHAL: Hey dan, how's it going.
User: your name is Hal.
MegaHAL: My name is hal.
User: That's right!
MegaHAL: Hey dan, how's it going.
User: I'm going pretty good, Hal, how about yourself?
MegaHAL: My name is hal.
User: Let's teach you some new things to say.
MegaHAL: I'm going pretty good, hal, how about yourself?
User: How much do you know about Pokemon?
MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?
User: Pikachu is everybody's favourite Pokemon!
MegaHAL: Are you really a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?
User: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass
User: to graze on, the enormous herds of Pikachu gallop across the
User: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing
User: cloud of yellowness.
MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?
User: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.
MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?
User: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?
MegaHAL: I am a human, not a monkey.
User: Not only monkeys eat bananas.
MegaHAL: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.
User: Bananas are great.
MegaHAL: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.
User: Bananas kick your ass!
MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?
User: Shut up.
MegaHAL: Not only monkeys eat bananas.
User: My hovercraft is full of eels.
MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass
MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the
MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing
MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.
User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws
User: that catch! Beware the jub-jub bird, and shun the frumious
User: bandersnatch!
MegaHAL: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?
User: I ate one this morning.
MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass
MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the
MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing
MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.
User: That's nice.
MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass
MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the
MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing
MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.
User: Stop saying that.
MegaHAL: I'm not really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but i'm not
MegaHAL: really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but i'm not really a
MegaHAL: monkey, if you insist.
User: Do you like shawarmas?
MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass
MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the
MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing
MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.
User: Would you like a shawarma?
MegaHAL: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?
User: Never mind that. Have you eaten a shawarma lately?
MegaHAL: Would you like a shawarma?
User: I would VERY MUCH like a chicken shawarma. Ooey Gooey Yummy
User: Ummy.
MegaHAL: I would very much like a shawarma?
User: Dan is the mack daddy!
MegaHAL: My name is dan.
User: No, your name is hal.
MegaHAL: My name is hal.
User: Right.
MegaHAL: How much do you know about pokemon?
User: WHO IS THE MACK DADDY?
MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy?
User: DAN IS THE MACK DADDY!
MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy?
User: Dan is the mack daddy.
MegaHAL: Who is the mack daddy.
User: Dan is the mack daddy!
MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy.
User: That's right.
MegaHAL: My hovercraft is full of eels.
User: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.
MegaHAL: How much do you know about pokemon?
User: I am a pokemon master!
MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?
User: I own a pokemon ranch in the prairies, boy. I should think I
User: know about pokemon.
MegaHAL: I own a pokemon ranch in the late, late summer, to find new
MegaHAL: grass to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across
MegaHAL: the windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a
MegaHAL: billowing cloud of yellowness.
User: Pokemon are friendly creatures for the most part. But that
User: doesn't mean they don't like to kick a little ass now and then!
MegaHAL: Bananas kick your ass!
User: WHO IS THE MACK DADDY?
MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy.
User: RIGHT ON!
MegaHAL: Never mind that. Have you eaten a banana today?
User: I think I ate a banana this morning.
MegaHAL: When the time comes in the prairies, boy. I should think i ate
MegaHAL: a banana this morning.
User: wuzzup homeboy
MegaHAL: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.
User: wuzzup homeboy
MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?
User: #QUIT