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Posted: Jan 23, 2000

MegaHALv8

Copyright (C) 1998 Jason Hutchens

Start at: [1999/10/23 23:27:52]

MegaHAL: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the centre of the

MegaHAL: moment.

User: Is it raining?

MegaHAL: Cosmology is the largest gland in the abdomen which collects

MegaHAL: urine from the initials of other words.

User: Wrong!

MegaHAL: The wombat is a living organism which does not have sensory

MegaHAL: organs or digestive organs.

User: Wrong!

MegaHAL: I wish that i get old before i die.

User: I hope you die!

MegaHAL: I'm thanking my lucky starts that i get old before i die.

User: Who taught you to speak like that?

MegaHAL: A poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak.

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MegaHALv8

Copyright (C) 1998 Jason Hutchens

Start at: [1999/10/23 23:32:49]

MegaHAL: I am utterly speechless!

User: Hey Hal, how's it going.

MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it

User: How are you?

MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.

User: I'm a monkey!

MegaHAL: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thanks.

MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!

User: Are you really a monkey, or do you just like bananas?

MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!

User: I guess you must be a monkey, if you insist.

MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you just like bananas?

User: I'm not really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but I'm not

User: really one.

MegaHAL: Are you really a monkey, if you insist.

User: I am a human, not a monkey.

MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, if you insist.

User: Hi there.

MegaHAL: I'm a monkey!

User: Hi there.

MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.

User: Hey Dan, how's it going.

MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.

User: Hey Dan, how's it going.

MegaHAL: Hey hal, how's it going.

User: my name is dan.

MegaHAL: Hey dan, how's it going.

User: your name is Hal.

MegaHAL: My name is hal.

User: That's right!

MegaHAL: Hey dan, how's it going.

User: I'm going pretty good, Hal, how about yourself?

MegaHAL: My name is hal.

User: Let's teach you some new things to say.

MegaHAL: I'm going pretty good, hal, how about yourself?

User: How much do you know about Pokemon?

MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?

User: Pikachu is everybody's favourite Pokemon!

MegaHAL: Are you really a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?

User: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass

User: to graze on, the enormous herds of Pikachu gallop across the

User: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing

User: cloud of yellowness.

MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?

User: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.

MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?

User: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?

MegaHAL: I am a human, not a monkey.

User: Not only monkeys eat bananas.

MegaHAL: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.

User: Bananas are great.

MegaHAL: Bananas are yellow, except when they're not ripe.

User: Bananas kick your ass!

MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?

User: Shut up.

MegaHAL: Not only monkeys eat bananas.

User: My hovercraft is full of eels.

MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass

MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the

MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing

MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws

User: that catch! Beware the jub-jub bird, and shun the frumious

User: bandersnatch!

MegaHAL: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?

User: I ate one this morning.

MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass

MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the

MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing

MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.

User: That's nice.

MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass

MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the

MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing

MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.

User: Stop saying that.

MegaHAL: I'm not really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but i'm not

MegaHAL: really a monkey. I evolved from monkeys, but i'm not really a

MegaHAL: monkey, if you insist.

User: Do you like shawarmas?

MegaHAL: When the time comes in the late, late summer, to find new grass

MegaHAL: to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across the

MegaHAL: windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a billowing

MegaHAL: cloud of yellowness.

User: Would you like a shawarma?

MegaHAL: I like bananas a lot! Have you eaten a banana today?

User: Never mind that. Have you eaten a shawarma lately?

MegaHAL: Would you like a shawarma?

User: I would VERY MUCH like a chicken shawarma. Ooey Gooey Yummy

User: Ummy.

MegaHAL: I would very much like a shawarma?

User: Dan is the mack daddy!

MegaHAL: My name is dan.

User: No, your name is hal.

MegaHAL: My name is hal.

User: Right.

MegaHAL: How much do you know about pokemon?

User: WHO IS THE MACK DADDY?

MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy?

User: DAN IS THE MACK DADDY!

MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy?

User: Dan is the mack daddy.

MegaHAL: Who is the mack daddy.

User: Dan is the mack daddy!

MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy.

User: That's right.

MegaHAL: My hovercraft is full of eels.

User: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.

MegaHAL: How much do you know about pokemon?

User: I am a pokemon master!

MegaHAL: I guess you must be a monkey, or do you know about pokemon?

User: I own a pokemon ranch in the prairies, boy. I should think I

User: know about pokemon.

MegaHAL: I own a pokemon ranch in the late, late summer, to find new

MegaHAL: grass to graze on, the enormous herds of pikachu gallop across

MegaHAL: the windswept plains, searching for greener pastures in a

MegaHAL: billowing cloud of yellowness.

User: Pokemon are friendly creatures for the most part. But that

User: doesn't mean they don't like to kick a little ass now and then!

MegaHAL: Bananas kick your ass!

User: WHO IS THE MACK DADDY?

MegaHAL: Dan is the mack daddy.

User: RIGHT ON!

MegaHAL: Never mind that. Have you eaten a banana today?

User: I think I ate a banana this morning.

MegaHAL: When the time comes in the prairies, boy. I should think i ate

MegaHAL: a banana this morning.

User: wuzzup homeboy

MegaHAL: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.

User: wuzzup homeboy

MegaHAL: How much do you just like bananas?

User: #QUIT